~~~ The Final Showdown ~~~



Lots of fun, exciting, incredible, unbelievable, unimaginable, extraordinary, over the top and blah blah blah have taken place in the World Cup since the last time I posted anything on this really really awesome blog :D ..... Lets look at this wonderful World Cup's not so wonderful highlights .... hmmm where to start .....

FRANCE - In 2006 we saw Zidane headbutt an guy on the ground .... 2010 we see France get headbutted back to Paris

ITALY - 2006 World Cup heroes .... 2010 World Cup zeroes .... someone was right everything shall pass and so did Italy's glory

USA - Even the presence of Bill Clinton couldn't get the team through to Quarter Finals .... I wonder how effective US Presidents really are ??

AUSTRALIA - Its time that they learn from their cricket team how to win a game

ENGLAND - Rooney, Lampard, Gerrard, a Nike ad with Roger Federer and a controversial goal  = UNDERPERFORMANCE !!! ..... I think Nike should start endorsing me instead :D

SOUTH AFRICA - The hosts got roasted !!!!

ARGENTINA -  Don't cry for me Argentina , the truth was I never left you .... well 4-0 left Argentinians cry and Maradonna to probably leave the team :(

Oh well,  just few hours away from a really legendary World Cup finals between Spain and Netherlands, both who never won a World Cup till now and both having psychic animal fans .... yh Paul the Octopus predicting a Spanish victory and Mani the parrot goin for Netherlands .... wat else do would a team ever need lolzzz .... I think the Octopus is more cool so m gonna side by Spain for the win while Simon sorry dude as I said before BE READY TO LOSE !!!! .... So folks njoy the incredible game .... till then Adios Amigo :D











----- The Clash of Titans -----

Its been couple of days since I had posted nythin really n I know lots n lots of ppl were missing my posts :) ..... even though I hv only 4 followers who probably read my blog ryte now :P ..... but well something is better than nothin :) .... comin back to the World Cup fever as Argentina and Germany qualify to the Quarter Finals wid their lucky goals scored against Mexico n England while the referees were having their afternoon nap :P .... the competition gets really excitin everyday :D .... n of course not to forget my winnin bet against Simon wen it comes to South Korea ( too sad dey betrayed him :P) .... but well tomorrows game should be pretty exciting as Spain faces Portugal n Paraguay faces Japan .... Simon as usual is down wid his asian team n me wid da Paraguayuan .... no wait Paraguayian .... w.e. m sure dat Paraglalalala team will karate kick Japanese team back to their sushi bar :D .... while Simon is also down wid Portugal (yh ryte Simon dey r facin SPAIN not Kim Jong Il's force lolzzz) ..... but folks tomorrows match is gonna indeed be da Clash of Titans n lets hope dat it gets as excitin as it sounds :) .... oh btw did I talk abt Brazil .... hmmm meh !! dey always win so screw dem for now :P

The King of Pop will be missed :(

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
Yesterday was the day when I lost my bet against Simon on Japan vs Denmark match, when the Italian team got bitchslapped out of the World Cup, when Brazil and Portugal were confused on who should score first which led to a goaless match and when the French team .... well everyone knows what happened to them so I think I shouldn't ashame them in my blog too :P ..... But most of all yesterday jus one year ago was the day when me and Simon graduated from St Joan of Arc skool and on that very day the King of Pop had passed away. :( .... Time moves really fast and surely growing up to his songs I think his legacy will always remain in the hearts and minds of all his fans and those whom he impacted with his AAOW and crotch grabbing dance :D .... Well as Uruguay vs South Korea kicks start in less than 2 hours ... Simon decided to bet on South Korea ( yh ryte losers :P lolzz) while m gonna bet on Uruguay who are gonna korean grill them on the ground today :P ... So folks njoy the game and till then Billie Jean is not my lover AAOW!!!

The seven deadly ....

                                                  





What a game it was back in 2002 World Cup when Germany swept the crap out of Saudi Arabian team with 8-0 ..... well as they say  "History always repeats itself "and it did yesterday .... but this time not with Saudi Arabia, who back then after losing said, " Death to America .... oops I mean Germany !!! " :P ....  yay this time its the sissy army of Kim Jong Il :D ..... The North Korean team indeed struggled really hard to lose the game and voila !  they were successful in letting Portugal score the SEVEN DEADLY GOALS !!! with Cristiano Ronaldo scorin one of the best goals in this World Cup ..... which means we will not get to see the North Koreans for another 44 years lolzzz .... meanwhile David Villa of the Spanish team missed an easy penalty and several chances of scorin a hattrick against Honduras which means that the Spanish team really needs me ryte now to teach them to kick a ball :P ..... France on the other hand is gonna face South Africa in a match that will decide their fate in the World Cup .... Will the French pop up the champagne after the game or get head butted back to France ?? lolzzz ..... Anyways Ill go bet on South Africa and Nigeria, while Simon's gonna bet on France and South Korea (Simon North Koreans got their ass kicked, now its the time for South lolzz ) ..... Till then njoy the World Cup and as the Terminator says, "ILL BE BACK" !!!

The Kiwis are back !!!




Who can forget the World Cup 2006 finals when Materrazi was headbutted by the legendary Zidane !!! and of course the broken 2006 World Cup trophy :P.... yeah the Azzuri are back to win win and only win .... but only in their dreamzz .... GO NEW ZEALAND !!! ..... As the match kicks off in 10 minutes and lots and lots of Italian fans gather in the stadium, on the streets and maybe in some Pizzeria, the Italians look very confident that they will win the World Cup again .... Yeah ryte :P .... Oh well the next game Brazil vs Ivory Coast will definitely be an interesting one as Ivory Coast have been able to defend really against Portugal .... Yes Portugal !!! A team that has really really really loud hopes .... ooops I mean loud fans who scream the hell out of themselves just to see their team lose against some nooobs :P .... Now as the excitement goes on ... lets see whose gonna rock the game today and for the record my prediction always come true :D ... yesterday I betted on Netherlands vs Japan (sorry Simon Netherlands are far stronger than your asian team :P) .... I guess they should hv had some AV models as cheerleaders to boost the Japanese team morale lolzzz .... Anyways folks njoy the game today and keep it real !!!

What a Shame !!!

A great philosopher once said, "Spain in the finals blah !! ... I'd rather bet on Honduras winning the World Cup " .....  well dat philosopher was me btw :P .... but comin back to da facts, in jus two days Spain and France got owned by noobs lyk Switzerland and Mexico .... I guess this World Cup is gettin even more exciting now .... n if dats not enough today mornin Germany lost against Serbia 1-0 LOL .... Once again what a shame .... n if dat wasn't enough I lost my bet against Simon when South Africa got brutally owned by Uruguay .... yeah dey not only lost da match, dey even lost their main goalkeeper and being host nations dat really really suks !!! :( .... As for Argentina vs Korea, Koreans got royally owned this tym .... I guess the Korean players watched too much Korean drama before da game :D .... Now I regret not bettin on dat game :( ..... as for Argentina their coach Maradonna said that he would run naked on streets if his team won the World Cup ..... WHAT ??? ..... it would be like Peter Griffin (from Family Guy) runnin naked everywhere lolzzz .... a feat which Archimedes only achieved when he ran naked on streets shoutin 'Eureka Eureka' while the Greeks were lyk - "Oooh dats jus so ... oh wait dat guy has a small winkie" lolzz .... well back to the game since Simon 1 me 0,  m gonna continue this bet n for tomorrows game I'm gonna bet on Netherlands while Simon being an Asian wants to bet on Japan (of course AV models also count :P lolzz) ....so till then njoy the World Cup and keep cheerin for NORTH KOREA !!! LOL

Lenville

Soccer Fever Continues

As intense the match was yesterday between Italy and Paraguay, dat intense was my bet with Simon ..... and phew !!! it ended in a draw instead (Damn Italians !!! :P) ..... but our bet will still continue on other major matches as well .... In todays match between Brazil and the battalion of Kim Jong Il .... before dat Pokemon's air missiles could strike the field,  Brazil had already won the game lolzzz (Big ups Maicon and Elano !!!) ... but what really is xciting about this World Cup is da fact that North Korea makes an appearance in da World Cup after 44 years .... yeah u read it ryte - 44 !! .... but what will be more fascinating is not watchin Brazil, France, Spain, Germany or Argentina in da finals (Portugal n Italy can take their bus home lol) .... but actually watchin South Korea and North Korea in da finals of FIFA World Cup .... I betcha dat would be an epic war oops I mean game lolzzz .... n if North Korea eva wins (which they won't of course :P) I would wanna watch dat Pokemon dude (Kim Jong Il) comin to South Africa n bombin around for celebration .... well dat won't really happen even in Kim Jong Il's dreamzz lolzz ....
So folks tomorrows game sound interestin Chile vs Honduras (is der really a country called Chile ?? ) ... Spain vs Switzerland (c'mmon whom are we kiddin here ... Go Spain !!!) .... and of course South Africa vs Uruguay ( Simon be ready to lose ... m goin for South Africa ) ... so sing wid me Waaay oh waaaa
Oh Africa !!!